Today me and marty decided to go the zoo to take advantage of the caged animals for our photography hobby. on our drive there i was already nervous as marty has a sort of lump or bubble in the side of his front wheel so when ever we go on the motorway i am naturally nervous as im thinking if that wheel pop chances are we would both be killed. So yea were travelling down the motoway la de da de da and all of a sudden marty slammed on becasue the mentally challenged person decided to cut from the middle lane and into the out side lane (our lane) therefore marty hit his breaks like a suicide jumped hits the pavement BANG! and i wasnt lookin at the road i was fiddling with my new digi cam so i instantly shit my knickers and screamed like a sleeping man being woken up by his wife shoving a dildo up his ass LMFAO i honestly did scream out load tho. after all that excitement we arrived at the zoo were we got straight to work by taking photos of the elephants that are on your right as you walk into chester zoo, then we walked round taking pictures of various animals wich you can see some of them on my deviantart account http://www.rickjb39.deviantart.com we also took adavantage of the monorail that is there to get some arial shots but unfortunatly most of the time on the mono rail your not above the animal more above the paths and shops 
, so once we got off we carried on walking when we came acroos the lions so i instatly wanted a close up so me and marty walked round until we got as close as we could and took a few good pictures until we both had heart failure and strokes from when the female (lioness) decided to go for the male (lion) and di the loud deep roaw lions do. Once we had recoverd from the shock of that we decided tohunt for the tigers and again we got as close as we could so i wipped out my camera and “SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP” is all i heard from some women photographer kneeling below me lmao i soo wanted that camera. Anyways before we knew it we came out of the retilehouse and the place was completely empty not a person in sight so we both agreed that it would be a good idea to proberly leave for home and that we did. 
Tags: animals, chester zoo
