A Great Near Fatal Day!

today had so much enjoyment sqeezed in it was like being constantly being smacked in the face with surprises like BAM BAM BAM. first off i woke up to see my girlfriend and daughter laying next to me although i must admit i werent in a very good mood this morning so i didnt see it soo nice as i was being smacked by my daughter lol. so with a little time spent with my family marty came to get me at 12pm as we had planned to return to bluebell woods and take some nice photos for you guys but martin suggested to goto the pine forest in formby to see some good views and red squirells (ive never seen one before today) as in the UK we are dominated by the introduced grey squirel wich has killed of most of our native squirels (the red ones) GRR wich is a shame because the grey squirells are sooo ugly unline our lovly ginger red squirells, anyways back to story. yea so martin suggested we went there wich i jumped at the chance but first we headed to asda to go in the car wash wich all went fine apart from when martin opened the passenger window (my side) as the big blowers were there wich scared the fucking crap out of me lol was funny tho. So once that was complete we went out of asda and round this skinny ass round about but on doing so the whole car skidded and the back began to slide left and as quick as that happened martin turned the wheel left to try regain control but the car then suddenly swong round to the right and before you knew it we were going round this round about side ways but martin regained control over this unleashed beast and once again taimed it under his command and we just drove back into asda car park like nothing happened but i swear down (sorry bout the language) but it scared the fucking shit out of me honestly i thought i had shit my heart out and had a fucking stroke at the same time and so did martin LMAO we were both scared like 2 little abused puppys. After getting out shit together again (sorry) we nervously headed off for formby once we bought our drinks and refreshed our selfs. On arrival we payed to park and went for our lovely walk around the pine forest wich was amazing with some of the views and my very first encounter with our native red squirell wich was a respected moment. We carried on walking along the public path when we notcied a shed looking thing so we walked round to see what it was and it was a little picknick area where we had a little rest as we had been walking round for about 2 hours plus we had stood along formby beech prior wich was also nice but we headed back to the woods because i was determend to catch a glimse of a red squirell wich i did as i keep saying lol, anyways once we had a nice well deserved rest we headed back to the trail as we had gone off it to see this shed, so we aproached the little waiste high fence that is on both sides of the public footpath martin jumped over and caught his foot on the top of the fence wich nearly killed him but because marty has special powers he some how landed on both feet only giving off a little stumble so i hopped over as i cried with laughter. We got back onto the trail and headed back off to the car where we began our drive home and on the way we seen a little van on its side in the middle of the road so i jumped out the car and helped the driver out ONLY JOKING!! but there was a van over turned in the road wich i tried to get a picture of butr couldnt as i was on the phone to my mum. We soon got back to skelmersdale were marty dropped me off at my girlfriends were i spent a couple of hours there and headed off to stay at my dads for the night as i havnt seen him for a while and here i am sitting in my room and writing this. Hope you enjoyed reading about my “Great Near Fatal Day”.

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