Hi sorry i havnt posted for about a week lol heres what ya missed. my birthday wich wa son 18th so now next year all you people have no excuse :D and ive been spending abit of time in the snooker hall with marty :D we’ve been practising like to hardcore pros as we like ths sport and we want to be good at it lol. other than that i havnt done nothing much else apart form spend time at home, build up my website, trampoline, daughter time, fiance time, more trampoline, snooker, snooker, snooker, pool, snooker. u get the point lol. will update again tomorrow.
today my gf put me under house arrest lol and being the good obedient boyfriend i am decided to listen this time but i wa sgiven permission to let marty come play with me lmfao so i text marty asking if he fancied coming round again and we could go on the trampoline wich marty jumped on the chance. and not long after marty arrived and we bounced and laughed and cried for hours and hours then marty suggested we make alittle routine thing so i agreed and off we popped stood there like zombies silently brain storming on how we can start this new phase and not long after we started coming up with ideas and for plenty more hours we just kept practising and adding stuff in we also recorded a few things wihc im uploading as i type. and will add ASAP. we had a good laugh as we got better and better but we had to endure a few accidents and painfull bumps and crushing lol during a little mess around session we decided to both jump high and land on our asses at the same time resulting in one of us beng catapulted 50ft in the air by the pother one but most of the time it was marty and there was one near miss where both me an marty sort of got catapulted up like a rocket but marty was a little higher than me and i seen him shooting off backwards so instantly i grabbed his leg and pulling in back towards the trampoline and to be honest i must say if i hadnt done that marty would of for sure missed the trampoline and hitting the floor with a thumb and from the hieght he was coming down from he wouldnt be getting up any time soon and neithe rof us would be laughing so i sort of see my self as a hero lmfao. Come around 7pm i was exhausted my legs where hurting from the 10 hour excersise lmao and from the bruises that where forming on my legs and marty was the same we were both basically crippled so we decided to call it a day after all them fun hours had come to a end but i cant wait until we can do it again :D
Today i woke up to my girlfriend asking me to help with the garden so i got did my stuff and got out in the garden where i had been wiped too and so my maguc started. i had been assigned to plant some new bulbs and seeds so i did as this was the easy job :P. After a few frisky hours of planting plants my good old friends marty text me and i quote “where to today lad?” so i replied saying that i have to do abit of gardening and wait for my mum to come round for a while as she doesnt live anywhere myaera so dont see her that much :(. and martin was cool about that and we got on with our mornings apart *crys*. until my gf said she was going to go asda so i instanly grabbed my phone and began to text martin asking if he fancied coming to lorrins whilst she and her sister went shopping wich he jumped at the chance like a trampolinest (did ya like what i did there) so about 2 minutes later *knock kncok* it was martin. so he came in and of we toddled into the garden and off lorrin went to asda and then the fun began. i planted what i could and then potterd around not knowing what to do then marty decided to go on the trampoline wich was a sexylish idea wich i grabbed onto like a baby does its mother and we flipped it round and began bouncing away like 2 little 5 year olds. we recorded our skills wich i will post on here soon. After a good few hours and thousands of lost calories later lorrin arrived back so i did my bit and about 30 mins later we headed of for the “SNOOKER HALL” on arrival marty signed up for a membership and then we were already to go. when it came to setting up the balls we became stuck as we didnt know what order the green yellow and brown go in so we guessed lol. we had 2 games in about 4 hours LMFAO wich i enjoyed all the way despite the frustration of not being able to pot more than 3 balls in a row. After our sexy games of snooker we headed off for mcdonalds where we both got big mac meals YUM and headed off to a car park up the beacon (not the gay one) where we delightfully ate our meals then not logn after we headed off home where marty dropped me off at lorrins :D. I hope we have another great breath taking adventure to share with you tomorrow enjoy!!
Today me and marty decided to go the zoo to take advantage of the caged animals for our photography hobby. on our drive there i was already nervous as marty has a sort of lump or bubble in the side of his front wheel so when ever we go on the motorway i am naturally nervous as im thinking if that wheel pop chances are we would both be killed. So yea were travelling down the motoway la de da de da and all of a sudden marty slammed on becasue the mentally challenged person decided to cut from the middle lane and into the out side lane (our lane) therefore marty hit his breaks like a suicide jumped hits the pavement BANG! and i wasnt lookin at the road i was fiddling with my new digi cam so i instantly shit my knickers and screamed like a sleeping man being woken up by his wife shoving a dildo up his ass LMFAO i honestly did scream out load tho. after all that excitement we arrived at the zoo were we got straight to work by taking photos of the elephants that are on your right as you walk into chester zoo, then we walked round taking pictures of various animals wich you can see some of them on my deviantart account http://www.rickjb39.deviantart.com we also took adavantage of the monorail that is there to get some arial shots but unfortunatly most of the time on the mono rail your not above the animal more above the paths and shops , so once we got off we carried on walking when we came acroos the lions so i instatly wanted a close up so me and marty walked round until we got as close as we could and took a few good pictures until we both had heart failure and strokes from when the female (lioness) decided to go for the male (lion) and di the loud deep roaw lions do. Once we had recoverd from the shock of that we decided tohunt for the tigers and again we got as close as we could so i wipped out my camera and “SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP” is all i heard from some women photographer kneeling below me lmao i soo wanted that camera. Anyways before we knew it we came out of the retilehouse and the place was completely empty not a person in sight so we both agreed that it would be a good idea to proberly leave for home and that we did.
today was a good sun furnace day so me and maty decided to go do abit of photography so we started driving. and trying to decide where to go. lake district? YEA OK but that went out the window when we missed the turn off on the motoway so WALES?? YEAAAAA but same again missed the turn off then we spotted signs for chester zoo so we decided to follow but got side tracked when we seen signs for a aqerium so as we came to a round about (chester zoo left aquirum right) marty was left with a hard decision on his hands and he chose right the aqiurm on arrival we couldnt wait and off we popped and we slowly walked round taking great pictures but it started getting frustrating as the 12 inch glass kept making the photos come out blurry wich i found greatly anoying and felt like smashing the glass and taking a quick picture before i was killed by the water crushing me lmao. after about 1 half hours maybe 2 we had seen everything that was there and i was so fucking disapointed the price they charge you to go in for 2 hours and we even walked round like 2 old men with broken hips infact i was pretty furious lmfao but i say this now if your thinking about going to what ever its called aquirium by chesire oaks shopping place THEN DONT until they either bring more water life for you to see or fuckin drop the prices.
HEY HEY!! have i got some great memorys to share with you lot about “ricks and martys wild adventures” today i got up and fired up my laptop and logged into msn were i soon started to talk to marty and we agreed to go winter hill so we agreed to go at 12 and bang on twelve i messaged marty to see if hes ready and he said not long so i went to find my trainers and have a little snack as i was in the house in my own. Then marty said he was leaving now so i closed my laptop down and grabbed the back door key and went to stand in the front garden where i decided to do abit of weeding when i heard a car pull in about 15 minutes later wich i assumed was martin so i fired up my camera on my phone and sure enough it was martin so i waited for him knowing he would eventually get out and come knock for me and sure enough he did so i waited like a predator preying on its victim and as he came into the front garden i pounced out screeching like a cat being swong round by its tale and yes he shit his knockers but i failed to catch his face on the camera as i wasnt watching where i wa spointing it. Once i gave marty abit of CPR sure enough he was ready to rock and roll, and our journey started at dropping by asda wich is like our ritual before we go anywhere so we can buy some energy drinks. once all that was said and done we headed off to martys house to get some directions as neither of use had any idea where we were going as his sat nav was telling us to goto birmingham lol. so maty got his directions and a little handy map and off we went weeeee <- like that? on our journey i just stared out the window half the time enjoying the scenery and not long after we arrived at fredricks ice cream where i got a 2 scoop cone (bubble gum and mint choc chip) and marty got this big whopping 6 scoop cone wich unfortunatlly melted before he could see the last off it and his hands eneded up coverd with ice cream lmao was funny. once that dilema was resolved we continued down the road waiting to see a lake on our left wich would tell us we were there :). who needs a map ey? i’ll tell ya who we did coz if didnt have that paper thin gold i wouldnt be writing this now lmao. on arrival we compleatly went passed the lake and carried on striaght and ended up going up this 90 deggree hil litrally when i was honestly shitting my leapard skin thongs. at the top was 2 fields either side of us and each had 2 horses in so we stopped and took a few pictures. we then carrie don down the road where we parked up and walke dfurther down the road and made a left turn and went into some woods were i seen a greatphoto opitunity of a small little water fall so i went down the hill nearly ending up on my back (was a close call) and took my pictures and me and marty went off trial and headed a different way back to the car. we got in the car and headed on further down the road where we found our selfs confronted with this horrible looking road wich i was extremly nervous about as marty already has a horrible looking ball on the side of his tire and i thought that road would push the tire to commit popcide (suicide) and go bang lmao. but i kept my feeling hidden and for some reason encouraged marty to drive along it lmfao wich we did and OMFG it was horrible and scary but fun all in one. as we went further along it seemed the worse the road got wich big fuck off pot holes and sharp loose rocks scatterd across the dirt road. after a good 15 minutes we came upon a nice puddle were we stopped and decided to go on foot were we marched up a massive hill to get to this little castle on top of a big mountain (you can see this on oneof the videos i posted earlier) after a few good photos and the video i added we headed back were we went off track again and found our selfs at this lovely lake wich i got at least 20-25 pictures off and i will be adidng them all soon to my rickjb39.deviantart.com account :D. once that was all good and done we headed back off to the car where we headed off back to skelmersdale. once in skelmersdale we stopped off at the lake beside the half mile round about before we headed of for home. After spending a while at my girlfriends house i decided to go stay at my dads so i packe dmy laptop and off i popped and now here i am telling you about it. hope you enjoyed reading about my day.
and ive been spending abit of time in the snooker hall with marty :D 
, so once we got off we carried on walking when we came acroos the lions so i instatly wanted a close up so me and marty walked round until we got as close as we could and took a few good pictures until we both had heart failure and strokes from when the female (lioness) decided to go for the male (lion) and di the loud deep roaw lions do. Once we had recoverd from the shock of that we decided tohunt for the tigers and again we got as close as we could so i wipped out my camera and “SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP” is all i heard from some women photographer kneeling below me lmao i soo wanted that camera. Anyways before we knew it we came out of the retilehouse and the place was completely empty not a person in sight so we both agreed that it would be a good idea to proberly leave for home and that we did. 
